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Awesome Puns and Easy Jokes You Need to Know

Tea jokes! Need I say more? 

Having tea might be serious business for some — especially those who prefer the elegance of afternoon tea. But, tea doesn’t have to be so proper all of the time. The best way to break the ice is with jokes — specifically, jokes about tea!

Today, you’ll get funny, punny, and creative ideas for tea-themed jokes that will have some laughing, some snickering, and some rolling their eyes. Yes, most of these jokes are just plain silly — but that’s the point!

We’ll cover classic puns, ideas for the workplace, and even nerdy and bookish humor. This collection of tea jokes will lighten the mood, build bridges, and make people happy. Grab a cup of tea and let’s dive in!

Classic Puns & Tea Jokes

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Let’s start things off with some lighthearted wordplay. Do you like a good pun? Because you’re about to get a tea tray full of them!

Add these funny, punny tea jokes and phrases to your repertoire. At just the right moment, hit your punchline and watch as the smiles and laughter come spilling in. 

These jokes and one-liners are fantastic for your everyday interactions. Do you have a tea-loving friend? They’ll have a hoot with these cheesy puns — crackers not included.

I love you so matcha!

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Why don’t tea bags ever gossip?

They know how to steep things to themselves.

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What’s tea’s favorite way to relax?

With some “chai-ll” time.

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Just brew it.

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What did the teacup say to the kettle?

“Water you up to?”

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Let’s get this par-tea started.

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What kind of tea is the hardest to swallow?

Reali-tea.

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Steepin’ into the weekend like…

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Why did the tea get an invitation to the party?

Because it’s so brew-tea-ful!

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Steepin’ it real!

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Why is tea always late?

Procras-tea-nation.

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You’re tea-riffic!

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What did the tea leaf say when it finally relaxed?

“I feel stupendous!”

Workplace Jokes

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Feeling a little gloomy at work? Whether you’re feeling the Mondays or need a spark of motivation on humpday, a little laughter can lift everyone’s spirits. 

Break the ice with these tea jokes for the workplace. Everyone needs a little “pick-me-up” now and then. 

Stash these jokes and share them in between meetings. Add a little lightheartedness to the everyday hustle and grind. 

Workplace jokes are perfect for breakroom banter. Or if your coworker is feeling down, text them one of these funny bits for a little motivational spark. 

Why did the tea bag get promoted?

It was steeped in experience.

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Why did the tea bring a resume?

It was looking for a brew opportunity.

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Why was the kettle so excited?

Because it was boiling with potential.

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How did the boss know the employee loved tea?

The employee never missed a steep deadline.

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Why don’t iced teas ever get stressed at work?

They know how to keep their cool.

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Why was the tea always invited to brainstorming sessions?

Because it always brewed up great ideas.

Kids’ Party Jokes

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Are you or your kids going to a tea party? These party-friendly tea jokes will add a layer of excitement and joy to the event. 

Tea parties are already magical and delicious. And adding some of these jokes will make the event all the better. 

These jokes are amazing for adult tea parties, too! Have everyone come to the party with a fun pun or joke to share — especially if people don’t know one another. Go around the table and introduce yourself and share your tea joke or one-liner to break the ice.

Why did the spoon get invited to the tea party?

Because it always stirs up some fun!

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What did the little teacup say after its first party?

“That was steep-endous!”

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Why was the teapot so polite?

Because it had proper e-tea-quette!

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What dinosaur loves tea parties the most?

A Tea-Rex!

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What kind of tea do princes and princesses drink?

Royal-tea!

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Why did the teddy bear skip the tea party?

He was already stuffed!

Nerdy & Bookish Jokes

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Tea, books, and nerds blend together so naturally. You’ll find tea in classic novels like Pride and Prejudice and The Hobbit. You’ll also find tea in modern movies and TV like Ant-Man, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Star Trek!

Tea is woven into the tapestry of nerdism and the proud bookish intellectual. You can even find funny tea jokes about coding and programming that even Spock would smirk at.

How does tea say goodbye? 

Oolong and thanks for all the sips!

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What’s a coder’s favorite kind of tea? 

Java, of course!

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What’s Mr. Darcy’s favorite tea?

Pride and Pu-erh-judice.

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Why did the librarian bring tea to the book club?

Because it was already steeped in character!

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What does Sherlock Holmes like the most?

Mys-tea-ry.

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What kind of tea do robots drink?

Ar-tea-ficial intelligence!

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What kind of tea do time travelers drink?

Eterni-tea.

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Why can’t stormtroopers drink tea?

They keep missing the cup.

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Why doesn’t Iron Man ever drink cold tea?

Because he prefers his tea stark hot.

Just-for-fun Jokes

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Tea jokes are the gifts that keep on giving. You never know how much you can impact someone’s life just by making them smile. Brighten someone’s day with one of these funny jokes. 

Share them at your favorite tea or coffee spot. Share them at work or in your office. You can even share them when family conversation starts to turn sour and you need to brighten the mood — hey, we’ve all been there.

What does tea like most about politics? 

A steep debate!

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Why did the kettle go to the gym?

To blow off some steam.

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What do you call two teas in love?

The perfect blend.

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How does a teacup say goodbye? 

“Tea you later!”

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Why don’t skeletons drink tea? 

They don't have the stomach for it.

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What happens when tea gossips?

It causes a steep scandal.

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What does tea say when it’s surprised?

“Well, steep my leaves and call me Earl!”

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Why did the teapot propose to the teacup?

Because they were the perfect match-a!

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Why doesn’t anyone tell the teapot secrets?

Because they always get spilled!

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